Dating sms jokes

" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months." ---------------- If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem.

You should crush on your lovely freinds by sending these lovely sms. I want you to think that our conversation is one of many and I care so little about it that I can't even keep track of it. Definitely have NOT been checking my phone all day. ---------------- Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used. Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes. Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. The Big Short, the film adaptation of Michael Lewis' book of the same name about the causes of the financial crisis, opens in UK cinemas this weekend.How will the story stack up against the greatest films about business?Heyyy I've been thinking about texting you for a while now but I want to seem nonchalant and casual. I'm kind of annoyed but I want you to think I'm easygoing! You're kind of amazing, but I don't want you to KNOW I think you're amazing. lol I giggled but I don't want to seem like I think everything you say is funny. I'm pissed and I'll probably say "nothing" when you ask me what's wrong. There are over 87,000 different drink combinations at Starbucks, according to the coffee retailer’s website. From flu remedies to Harry Potter-inspired beverages, we highlight the weird and the wonderful brews and infusions. " Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!

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