" Well, ladies and gentlemen, we (purportedly) have an answer-with all of the "whores," bad sex, emotional manipulation, fried chicken, drunk driving, and, uh, other bad things that you would have imagined: A tipster forwarded us the following text, which they say is an entry that was deleted from Tucker Max's Humiliating Last night Tucker blew me off. Today I examined the fallout (actually quite cute and flippy. I wish to God these FACTS were fabricated or embellished, but the awful truth is that they are not. Later that night when you both go to a bar, you will want a diet coke, but won't get one because that is one less beer that he can drink. " Today, while I'm working, Tucker is hovering over me asking me the same question.To learn more about Amazon Sponsored Products, click here.
80 – 90% of the time, you’re eliminated right off the bat. It’s important to pay attention to your personal hygiene and clothing if you want a date.If you go out with greasy hair, yellow teeth, dirty nails, a crappy t-shirt, and Velcro grandpa shoes, you’re going to be checked off the list before you even get through the door. The primary question that arose afterwards was, "What kind of girl would go out with this asshole? I cut off all my hair with kitchen scissors like Frida Khalo. I have decided to make an itemized list of reasons why I might want to cut off all my hair like a rape victim. If anyone were to make a medicine to cure low self-esteem, I'd take it in spades; I'd do the 10k walk for closet self-loathers, and wear the empty wine bottle lapel pin. Why have you become a bitter and horrible person since you met Tucker?I only hope this helps the other girls who don't like themselves]. -He will hang up on your favorite aunt, and be stunned when you get upset that he referred to your mother as "that fucking bitch" because she called you at a late hour.Sponsored Products are advertisements for products sold by merchants on When you click on a Sponsored Product ad, you will be taken to an Amazon detail page where you can learn more about the product and purchase it.If I got something wrong or left something out, please let me know and I'll be happy to change it. If you want to write your own version of our relationship, I swear to my god, that I will post it, COMPLETELY UNABRIDGED, right next to mine.—which sold over 2 million copies and made the New York Times Top 100 Most Influential Books list in 2009. Well, not only is he a good friend of mine, but he has some awesome insight into mating strategies for men, why most things men know about women are wrong, and a secret skill that will transform your dating life and your health all in one swoop—and it’s all based solidly in science!She’ll start with your size and shape: We all immediately assess size and shape because we are biologically tuned to assess threats.Once you’re eliminated as a predator, she’s giving you a once-over for some mate-quality traits.